Wheres my Spider-Man?

I'm like Mary Jane Watson. I have red hair, and my initials are M.J.W. There is one thing different between us... I don't have a Spider-Man. So I ask myself;
Where's my Spider-Man?
I mean all the guys I like/liked are/where always taken... Why can't I find a single guy that will notice me?
Where's my Spider-Man?
I'm not asking for a lot, I just want a guy that respects me, who will protect me from the "bad guys."
Where's my Spider-Man?
Everywhere I go I see happy couples, holding hands, kissing, hugging, and smiling. Sure I'm happy for them; it just brings me pain because my crush died... I ask
Where's my Spider-Man?
I think to myself: "Will I ever find him? What if my Spider-Man isn't real? Let alone if I even have one, will he like me?"
Where's my Spider-Man?
Where's my Spider-Man?
Where's my Spider-Man?